close your eyes. imagine in your head a dickless cock with no balls. do you see how the image recedes from view the more language I add to it? a dickless cock. with no balls.
Free my woman she did all of it but I don’t care
tucks you in and kisses your forehead then shows you my knuckle tats that say SEEP TITE
anyone else find that line about "standard industry practices" hilarious
the thing i like most about mr chedda is his passion for cheese
i wish i didn't have lactose intolerance so i could try hot cock without fainting later
Hot cock?
HOT CHOCO
hot CHOCO
My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"
@breadcunt
Fuck nasty and kill yourself inmediately after
Salmon male grindset
knuckle tats that say FAGG GGOT
I knew having Redditors cross-train on Tumblr would produce weird fucking magic.
It gets better. This Redditor went the full Goncharov.
Glorbcharov: Dishonor Among AI Thieves
graphic design belongs to the people
can we start calling trans Gwen denial what it actually is: erasure. never ever would any of y’all bend over so far backwards to say “actually i think this character isn’t gay they just have that rainbow flag because they’re an ally” and you’re only saying it this time because you’re fucking transphobic. that is the truth.
Cashier: Alright..! One MANDARIN JARRITOS, one DUNMER DAI-KATANA, one PACK OF GIRL CONDOMS FOR FUCKING HEAVY MACHINERY... that'll be $29.55!
>[PAY] Sure, here you go.
>[BRIBE] How about I slip you $40 and you stop asking questions…
>[LORE] Is that a Boards of Canada pin on your uniform?<
Cashier: [LORE - FAILED] Miserable wretch! You'll pay for that! Huuyyeaagh!!
[YOU TOOK 291 METEOR DAMAGE]
[YOU TOOK 307 METEOR DAMAGE]
YOU DIED
fingering is such a bad name for it. can we find what tolkeins elvish called it that so its more beautiful or what the klingon word for it is so it sounds badass. why are you kicking me out of the convention hall
